I’m an avid news junkie with a penchant for The Daily Show, Monty Python and Jeopardy (“Arcane and Useless Factoids, for a thousand, Alex.”). I’m energetic (but not annoyingly chipper), sarcastic (but in a nice way) and will almost always go for the cheap laugh. I don’t take life too seriously, except during NCAA basketball playoffs or IndyCar season. I’m athletic, but will surrender to the couch for a really good reason (like “Game of Thrones” or a good book on a rainy day). I work out regularly, eat sensibly, and try to call my parents often enough to avoid their filing missing person reports. I believe in life, liberty and the pursuit of fun. I have a graduate degree, but mainly wonder if I can still get my money back. I’m happy being on my own, but agree that it can make a good game of ping pong difficult. I’m a hard-working desk jockey who knows 300 ways to surreptitiously liven up boring corporate meetings (MOST methods legal in the lower 48 states; sorry Alaska!). Drama-free, pro-amusement and a shameless optimist. I enjoy movies, trivia, travel, music, good food, spontaneity and competitive teasing. Void in some areas. The usual warranties apply. No refund after 30 days.